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1. Pick 15 of your favourite movies.
2. Go to IMDb and find a quote from each movie.
3. Post them here for everyone to guess.
4. Fill in the film title once it's guessed.
5. NO GOOGLING/using IMDb search functions.


1. Any normal girl would call the number, meet him, return the album and see if her dream is viable. It's called a reality check.
2. You think I got kicked out because of just the aquarium? Nah, it was the handjob. And you know what else? It was worth it.
3. Just imagine if girls weren't weirded out by our boners and stuff, and just like wanted to see them. That's the world I one day want to live in.
4. Did you have an awesome time? Did you drink awesome shooters, listen to awesome music, and just soak up each others awesomeness?
5. There's a passage I got memorized. Ezekiel 25:17 ... I been sayin' that shit for years. And if you ever heard it, it meant your ass. I never really questioned what it meant. I thought it was just a cold-blooded thing to say to a motherfucker before you popped a cap in his ass. But I saw some shit this mornin' made me think twice.
6.There's a difference between not liking one's brother and not caring when some dumb Irish flatfoot drops him out of a window.
7. Listen. I tried Tyler. I really tried. There are things about you that I like, you're smart, you're funny, you're spectacular in bed. But you are intolerable. You have serious emotional problems, deep seated problems for which you should seek professional help.
8. Just because we have chiseled abs and stunning features, it doesn't mean that we too can't not die in a freak gasoline fight accident.
9. Dear Josh, we came by to fuck you, but you were not home. Therefore... you are gay. Signed Tiffany, and Amber.
10. The nature of God and the Virgin Mary, those are leaps of faith. But to believe a married couple never got down? Well, that's just plain gullibility.
11. Hiya kids. Here is an important message from your Uncle Bill. Don't buy drugs. Become a pop star, and they give you them for free.
12. Most people think Marv is crazy. He just had the rotten luck of being born in the wrong century. He'd be right at home on some ancient battlefield swinging an axe into somebody's face. Or in a Roman arena, taking his sword to other gladiators like him. They woulda tossed him girls like Nancy back then.
13. You know that point in your life when you realize that the house that you grew up in isn't really your home anymore? All of the sudden even though you have some place where you can put your stuff that idea of home is gone.
14. You smell like beef and cheese, you don't smell like Santa.
15. Watch me. Watch me walkin' away. Watch me walkin' away from Jesus!

I was searching for a hoodie pattern/template on google (I really want to turn my B&S Books T Shirt into one) and i found this:

I wish I could make a hoodie out of garlic cloves so that I could be protected from real vampires as well as mental vampires.

L-O-fucking-L.

Anyways, I want my hoodie to look something like this:

but yellow and.. black?

( OMG my hair is huge today. )